We reviewed the iPhone 13 with a series of haikus
Taking the high road, so other publications can take the low
Why review the iPhone 13 with haikus?
Because they get straight
to the point and are more fun
than boring-ass prose.
What’s new with the iPhone 13 design?
Bigger camera bump.
Diagonal lensesand
less notch. ‘New’ colors.
How is using the iPhone 13?
It feels delicious
in my sweaty hands. Sleek and
weighty. Beautiful.
What are the major updates users should care about?
Battery life and the
cameras have gotten better —
which is quite welcome.
And what about the battery life?
The iPhone 13
lasts for 2.5 hours
longer than the 12.
But what does that actually mean?
The battery life is
fantastic. It goes on and
on and on and on.
What about the cameras?
Akin to the 12,
but Night Mode is much improved.
Overall, badass.
The iPhone 13 sounds fantastic!
It is, but I still
hate there’s no charger in the
box. Ridiculous.
What are your final thoughts on the iPhone 13?
It is excellent.
I would recommend it to
almost anyone.
Story byCallum Booth
Callum Booth is a freelance journalist with over a decade of experience. Previously, he was the Managing Editor of TNW, where his reporting(show all)Callum Booth is a freelance journalist with over a decade of experience. Previously, he was the Managing Editor of TNW, where his reporting was cited widely, including in VICE, the FT, and the BBC.
Callum’s writing has appeared in The Verge, The Daily Telegraph, Time Out, and many more. He covers the full spectrum of technology, with a particular focus on how it shapes our daily lives. And a lot of regulation stuff too.
Outside of work, Callum’s an avid bookworm, a Fisherman’s Friends addict, and resolutely unshaven. Follow him on Twitter @CallumBooth or visit www.callumbooth.net.
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